Welcome to my home page! I’m so excited about your visit that I almost added
four exclamation points, but then I remembered a rule that one of my (wonderful)
copyeditors enforces while editing my books: five exclamation points per author,
per lifetime. So I practiced some restraint, but don’t let that fool you into
thinking that I’m not very glad you’re here. If you were looking for
www.petermorriscooks.com,
unfortunately that website is on hold because the market research firm I hired
found that most people in the all-important 25-44 year-old demographic group
already know how to make jello and hard-boiled eggs. Similarly, if you were
looking for www.petermorrishooks.com,
I’m afraid that that website has also been indefinitely delayed because the dumb videocam kept running out of tape before one of my Kareem-esque skyhooks went
in. But if you’re hoping to learn more about my books, you’ve come to the right
place! (Uh oh, only three exclamation points left.) You can follow the links
above to find out more about any of them, including the one that will be coming
out next spring. So come on in, wander around and make yourself at home.
There’s often not much to eat and it may be a little hard to find a chair
sometimes, but as the Anthony Powell novel title puts it, “Books do furnish a
room.” And I’ve got plenty of those to tell you about (hope you like
baseball). You’ll also find discoveries that I made while doing research
sprinkled throughout the site. I hope you enjoy your stay and return frequently (pause to think
about punctuation, oh what the heck, you only live once)!!!

AARON AND THE QUEST FOR A NEW CAREER HITTING RECORD
I’m sure you already know about Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron’s career home run
record. But did you
know that with little or no publicity, two active players are taking a run at an
obscure but fascinating baseball record. Dean Chance has long stood as the
worst hitter in baseball history with a minimum of 300 at bats. In 662
career at bats, Chance whiffed 420 times and managed only 42 singles and 2
doubles. To put that in perspective One Arm Daily had twice as many hits
and more than seven times as many extra-base hits in fewer at bats (and with
half as many arms). But
now two active players are taking a run at Chance’s seemingly unapproachable
career OPS (on base plus slugging) of .182. Ryan Dempster has recorded 314
career at bats and a woeful .193 OPS. Because he is in the bullpen,
however, it’s going to take him some time to catch Chance. The man who is
in much better position to supplant Chance is Aaron Harang, a first-rate pitcher
and a historically weak hitter. Harang’s career OPS stands at .161 as of
July 3 and with 259 career at bats he needs only 41 more at bats to pass Chance.
I’ll keep posting updates on his progress.
Update: as of July 20, Harang has 270 at bats but his OPS has soared to .165
thanks to a double on July 18, only the second extra-base hit of his career!
It’s as if he's not even trying to set the record.
Update, as of August 16, Harang continues hit batting tear and his career OPS
is now up to .175! Chance’s record may be safe after all.
Update: Since my last update, Harang went 0-22 to end the 2007 season
with a .165 career OPS in exactly 300 at bats. So he has now surpassed
Dean Chance’s seemingly unbreakable record! But the nature of this record
means that it could still be lost if Harang got hot. So check back next season
and I’ll keep everyone up to date.
Update, start of the 2008 season: Added to the drama of whether Harang will
get hot and erase his name from the record books, Ryan Dempster is now a starter
again (but as bad a hitter as ever), so he could overtake both of them!
I LOVE A GOOD MYSTERY
Meet John
Roach, who pitched one game for the New York Giants on May 14, 1887, losing
17-2. Not surprisingly he was released shortly thereafter and his
dismal performance was quickly forgotten. Not by me, however. I’m a member
of the Biographical Committee of the Society for
American Baseball Research, the small group of people who worry about what ever happened
to obscure players like Roach. A few years ago, we found that Roach died
in Peoria in 1934 and that answered the most pressing question. But since
then, we keep finding intriguing new details about this enigmatic player.
Roach, for example, had a brother Mike who also played in the major leagues.
Five years before his birth, his parents were getting their mail at a
Pennsylvania post office called “Youngwomanstown.” Unfortunately it
changed its name before John was born -- wouldn’t that have been a cool place of birth?
But the most intriguing question was what hand Roach used to
pitch. On August 8, 1936, the New York Times published a letter by
a man who claimed to have witnessed John Roach pitching with both hands for the
Giants in his only major league game. And the writer correctly recollected that
the Giants lost the game by the score of 17-2. There is no contemporary documentation of
Roach using both hands during that game, and thus no way to be certain, which
means that another unsolved mystery swirls around John Roach.
Judging from his tantalizing pose on this baseball card, perhaps he liked it
that way.
Admittedly, it’s not exactly CSI. But if you enjoy reading about the efforts to solve real-life mysteries like these,
check out some of my other research.
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